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larrikin

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Famous last words are generally followed;
I've got petrol to make it to the next town.
Sh#t.

It ain't serious.
Bugger (or something a little stronger.

Is it secure? Yep.
Where the hell is my pannier.


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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

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Ed

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if only foresight were a given.


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3Back to top Go down   Famous Last Words Empty Re: Famous Last Words Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:35 am

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"That foam will be ok...it's not like it's gonna fly out the back and go all over the place..." I said to myself as I headed off to the rubbish dump.


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K100RS 1986 RED!

Dress for the ride and the potential slide.
    

4Back to top Go down   Famous Last Words Empty Re: Famous Last Words Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:53 am

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You couldn't hit an elephant from th.......


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Corkboy '87 K100RS SE (The black one - one of the two bikes I'm sorry I sold)
             '87 K100RS 0140995 (Gone)
             '97 K1100LT 0188024 (Gone)
             '08 K1200GT Wedge - but still a K
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5Back to top Go down   Famous Last Words Empty Re: Famous Last Words Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:43 am

Kyle10

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Corkboy wrote:You couldn't hit an elephant from th.......


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Actually that was uttered by Major-General John Sedgwick.
Interesting, comically tragic.

    

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Two Wheels Better

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'Watch this. Hold my beer.'


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1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

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Kyle10

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"Relax, it's only charcoal lighter fluid..."


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8Back to top Go down   Famous Last Words Empty Re: Famous Last Words Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:54 pm

JGT

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I'll just nip that bolt up a little more. OH!


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klamityboy

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"How's this for a headline? 'French Fries.'"

These are the last words of James D. French, just before he was executed via the electric chair.


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1991 K75RT-P

Model Description: K 75RT
Market: Europe
Type: 0565
E-Code: K569
Engine: 3_ZYL - 0,70l (55kW)
Transmission: Manual
Body Color: Polizeiweiss
Production Date: 30.08.1990
    

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klamityboy

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And of course:

"This is no time to make new enemies."


These are supposedly the last words of the philosopher Voltaire, uttered when a priest asked him to renounce Satan on this deathbed


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1991 K75RT-P

Model Description: K 75RT
Market: Europe
Type: 0565
E-Code: K569
Engine: 3_ZYL - 0,70l (55kW)
Transmission: Manual
Body Color: Polizeiweiss
Production Date: 30.08.1990
    

11Back to top Go down   Famous Last Words Empty Re: Famous Last Words Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:41 pm

larrikin

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Wife: Does this dress make my bum look big?
Husband: Yes


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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

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