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Aussie mates Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:01 am
Ajays
Life time member
A
ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia
Appeared before St.
Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular
Merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well,
I can
Think of one thing," the ringer offered. "Once, on a
Trip to the
backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South
Wales , I came across a gang of
bikies, who were
Threatening a young Sheila. I told them to leave her
Alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the
Largest and most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him
In his face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose
Ring, and threw it on the
Ground.
I
yelled, "Now, back off!! Or
I'll kick the shit out of the lot of
Yas!"
St.
Peter was impressed and
Asked "When did this
Happen?"
"Just
a couple of minutes
Ago..."
ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia
Appeared before St.
Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular
Merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well,
I can
Think of one thing," the ringer offered. "Once, on a
Trip to the
backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South
Wales , I came across a gang of
bikies, who were
Threatening a young Sheila. I told them to leave her
Alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the
Largest and most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him
In his face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose
Ring, and threw it on the
Ground.
I
yelled, "Now, back off!! Or
I'll kick the shit out of the lot of
Yas!"
St.
Peter was impressed and
Asked "When did this
Happen?"
"Just
a couple of minutes
Ago..."
