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1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

Stan

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What a hard luck story! We all know that to ride a BMW is the climax of your career. All that British bikes do is to give you a stiff upper lip, so the Germans could stand up and be counted as being a head above others.


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Anyone else notice that Corbin was included in the lawsuit? BMWNA used a few of them as OEM on LT/RT in the '90s, and this bloke is only now getting round to hiring a lawyer!?. They're hard as a rock for 'extra comfort', and I have one on my RS.

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"A long ride is the answer to a question you will soon forget!" ~ Anonymous
1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

Crazy Frog

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Guest in the House wrote:....They're hard as a rock for 'extra comfort', and I have one on my RS.

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??? (o)


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88

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Corbin seat Hmmmm.....wonder how much he wants for it !!! :pirat:

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"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

K1 - 1989 - AKA Titan (unique K1/K1100RS hybrid by Andreas Esterhammer)
K1100RS - 1995. AKA Rudolf Von Schmurf (in a million bits)
K100RS - 1991 AKA Ronnie. Cafe racer project bike
K75RTP - 1994
K75C - 1991 AKA Jim Beam. In boxes. 
K1100LT 1992 - AKA Big Red (gone)
K100LT - 1988 - AKA the Bullion brick. Should never have sold it.
    

charlie99

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you know its idiots like this that give us all a bad name ....and let lawyers charge more per case ...this guy should be shot on sight ....and then dragged behind a "k " for a few miles till his little problem ....erm disapears

seriously.... if people cant make reasonable descissions ,,without seeking asistance at all ..they must accept their own fault and castrated so they can never have progeny ..

like that huh ?.giggles


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'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
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Inge K.

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Did buy a Corbin last year................this trick didn`t work for me................
it`s still just pointing to ground.


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charlie99

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aww poor man ...inge ...do you need to remove one of the ignition leads so you get a real vibration happening ?"Hard" BMW Seat Gives California Man Erection Troubles 723598

i hear that going round a corner real hard ...will get some action happeing ....erm "down there" .....sorry overtired and sleepless .....it will pass soon ...


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

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