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floyd

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http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/bmw-permanent-erection-claim-tossed-out/24707.html



A MAN who claimed riding a BMW K1100RS gave him a permanent erection has had his claim dismissed in court.


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looks like the judges decision was very firm


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1989 K100RT     VIN  0097367 (naked)  
1996 K1100RS   VIN  0451808		 BMW permanent erection claim tossed out Austra12    Fuel:  95 Octane
Engine Oil: Nulon Full Synthetic 15W50
Gear Box Oil:  Nulon Synthetic 75W90
    

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Gees I was just about to buy one too. Crying or Very sad


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Stan

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Judges are up standing citizens.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
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I think they were hoping to quell any further uprisings...


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92KK 84WW Olaf

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Someone was massaging the truth.....


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

TacKler

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No doubt an argument over a hard point.


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SteveK1

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The claimants supposition did not hold up well.


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BMW R60 /5 1973
BMW R100R 1992
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nvboy

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There was stiff opposition to the decision.


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92KK 84WW Olaf

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Or a well hung jury......


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

Stan

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Some claim that the decision was pointing in the right direction.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

Stan

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Maybe the claimant's evidence could not stand up in court.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

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nvboy

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All rise!  Court is now in session.


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floyd

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And for those wondering.... This is the long term effects and treatment for such a condition....you know, next time the K pox strike a little too hard.....



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TacKler

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Good to see someone tackling the hard issues ........ instead of taking the soft option.


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