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1 Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:33 pm

Dai

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This morning I refused to let my ginger-and-white cat out through the front door. I told him to sod off because he had his own door in the kitchen. He followed me down the hall and into the utility room and when I opened the dishwasher, he pushed passed me, looked me straight in the eye and pissed on my boots.

BASTARD!!!! Revenge - feline variety 259495

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2 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:44 pm

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pics please

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3 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:08 pm

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Be thankful for small mercies. He didn't piss IN them!

Poor guy thought you were going to put him in the dishwasher.

Last edited by 92KK 84WW Olaf on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:25 pm; edited 1 time in total

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
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4 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:22 pm

Rick G

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werewasi wrote:pics please

What! why the hell would you want a picture of a mangled cat. That is what would have happened here except I don't have a cat as there are plenty of feral ones here.

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Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." Dalai Lama

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5 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:49 pm

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I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.

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6 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:16 pm

Dai

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Evidence:

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Culprit:

Revenge - feline variety Culpri11

You had to be here. His timing and behaviour was absolutely perfect!

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7 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:46 am

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It's just a case of Piss in Boots

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Revenge - feline variety Au-log11

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It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car

8 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:47 am

indian036

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To slightly misquote Breaker Morant, the solution is Rule .22!

Bill

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1990 K100LT VIN 0190452 Work in progress
1984 K100RT VIN 0023022 Work needing lots of progress
1986 K100RT VIN 0090542 Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT VIN 0183046 Work in progress
1993 K75S VIN 0213045 Tom the Triple (now on Historic rego too.)

9 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:49 am

smithy

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If we see cats around here they get a lead injection, it's just our way of keeping the native wildlife safe.

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10 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:28 am

Holister

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blaKey wrote:I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.

Nah!! Just run over it a few times and stick him in an envelope! Shocked

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11 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:18 am

Rick G

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blaKey wrote:I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.

I don't want a mangled cat!

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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." Dalai Lama

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12 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:57 am

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Dai wrote:,,,,, he pushed passed me, looked me straight in the eye and pissed on my boots.

BASTARD!!!!

And that my friends is why I'm a dog lover Revenge - feline variety 44271

Revenge - feline variety 44271

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Revenge - feline variety Ir-log11

88....May contain nuts!

Revenge - feline variety Ir-log11

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

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13 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:07 am

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88KE wrote:And that my friends is why I'm a dog lover

Why, is it because most dogs have a bigger bladder than a cat? Razz

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14 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:38 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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larrikin wrote:It's just a case of Piss in Boots

What' New, Pussycat?

All in a Dai's work.

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

15 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:58 am

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I found a Mattabooboo

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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car

16 Re: Revenge - feline variety Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:05 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Dai

You never told us where the cat came from?

Not a homesick Manx cat by any chance.?

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

17 Catch up Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:30 am

Ghost who rides

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You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.

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18 Re: Revenge - feline variety Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:40 pm

Dai

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Unfortunately he's pretty sick at the moment. Eaten something that doesn't agree with him seems to be about the best guess on both the vet's and my part.

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1987 K100RT
Others...
1978 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, 1979 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,1993 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California
2020 Royal Enfield Bullet 500

19 Re: Revenge - feline variety Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:45 pm

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Ghost who rides wrote:You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.

I have it on good authority that the aboriginal Australians like them BBQ'd.

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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." Dalai Lama

Bikes 1999 K1100 LT with a Big Block 1200

20 Holy cat crap! Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:48 am

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Not K related but rather cat bastard related.

A while ago I was was parking my bike in the garage and had to chase a grey fuzzy cat away. The next day I saw the same cat in my house and again I chased it away. I went upstairs, sat at my desk and found out what the cat had been up to. It had clawed up several keys on my laptop's keyboard and projectile crapped on my iMac (that I keep to play A-10 Attack). Then, I presume, it wiped it's pooey butt on the laptop's display. I had to get a new keyboard for the laptop and every time I play A-10 I come away smelling like a litter box.

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21 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:04 am

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I have a patholigical hatred of cats. There are hundreds of feral ones round here and I some times borrow a mates .243 and sit on the front verandah and pot them as the bastards cross the paddock in the neighbours place. It's good fun because there is no houses in the direction and its very open with nowhere to hide much except long grass that is fairly sparce when the cattle have been in there. My best was 5 in one day

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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." Dalai Lama

Bikes 1999 K1100 LT with a Big Block 1200

22 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:42 am

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nvboy wrote:Not K related but rather cat bastard related.

A while ago I was was parking my bike in the garage and had to chase a grey fuzzy cat away. The next day I saw the same cat in my house and again I chased it away. I went upstairs, sat at my desk and found out what the cat had been up to. It had clawed up several keys on my laptop's keyboard and projectile crapped on my iMac (that I keep to play A-10 Attack). Then, I presume, it wiped it's pooey butt on the laptop's display. I had to get a new keyboard for the laptop and every time I play A-10 I come away smelling like a litter box.

Does yours not have a 'Paws Break' button?

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

23 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:36 am

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Ghost who rides wrote:You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.

Ghosty, good to see you back.
Where have you been hiding?

How do you cook em? or do you just get em off the road already warm

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24 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:47 am

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RicK G wrote:I have a patholigical hatred of cats. There are hundreds of feral ones round here and I some times borrow a mates .243 and sit on the front verandah and pot them as the bastards cross the paddock in the neighbours place. It's good fun because there is no houses in the direction and its very open with nowhere to hide much except long grass that is fairly sparse when the cattle have been in there. My best was 5 in one day

I worked with a bloke who must have been Rick G's close relative.
Hated cats. HATED cats. He used to set rabbit traps, wring the cats necks and throw them back to the neighbours all the while swearing at the them (the neighbours).
But to be fair he hated everyone.

Called him Te f$$$$. Every time he spoke about a topic he would spit and say f

Hope the moggy gets better Dai.

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25 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:29 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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I live rural and have lots of them.

Two lovely ones, male and female, now 15 months old and trained not to piss in boots. They would rival a retriever for fetching rabbits too.

On a more serious note I do have a few living outside, the result is never a problem with unwanted creatures inside the house. Our cooler climate in winter can lead to a serious autumnal house invasion of furry non-friends.

But there is a tom wanders around that I would love to use rule 22 or 30.3 on.....who is next up here from down under???

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

26 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:23 am

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Here you go. I drew you a picture of a cute liddle puddy cat. Laughing

Laughing

/\__/\
(=^.^=)
(") (")_/

... and here's anodda one of a flat liddle puddy cat.

≈/\_(_")_/\_(^_(")_/._^)≈ ____ ___ __ _ Surprised

Surprised

-o:

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1996 K1100RS VIN 0451808

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27 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:53 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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The two aforementioned cats sleep on my K. Result is a nice warm seat in the morning. eKo friendly heated seat option. Eko friendly bike and all, having 2 cats.

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

28 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:59 pm

Dai

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I understand where Rick is coming from - feral cats are a really serious nuisance in Oz. They're a damn nuisance here too but not to that extent just yet.

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1987 K100RT
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2020 Royal Enfield Bullet 500

29 Re: Revenge - feline variety Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:34 pm

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Some years ago the Army had an exercise in the Flinders Ranges in South Australia. Shooting feral cats was the main objective and there was one they shot went 9kg and several over 7kg. They are growing big because our wildlife is not used to dealing with them and as a result is being killed off at an alarming rate.
In the 17 years I have lived here I have noticed a big fall in the number of small lizards and birds.

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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." Dalai Lama

Bikes 1999 K1100 LT with a Big Block 1200

30 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:44 am

larrikin

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Hey we have a lot of ferals down in Canberra. OH wait, that's the Government.

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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car

31 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:36 am

indian036

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larrikin wrote:Hey we have a lot of ferals down in Canberra. OH wait, that's the Government.

Pity we can't use rule 303 on them. Problem is, they'd only be replaced by another set!

Bill

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1985 K100RT VIN 0028991 My original Very Happy

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ROB the Red Old Bike (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT VIN 0029036 BOB the Blue Old Bike (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT VIN 0190452 Work in progress
1984 K100RT VIN 0023022 Work needing lots of progress
1986 K100RT VIN 0090542 Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT VIN 0183046 Work in progress
1993 K75S VIN 0213045 Tom the Triple (now on Historic rego too.)

32 Re: Revenge - feline variety Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:08 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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You need to be riding a Royal Enfield or a BSA and they will soon get the message. Cant beat good pedigree.

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles.
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500

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