Neither am I but got some reasonable results with rattle cans if you prepare carefully.
The back wheel comes out when you undo the bolts behind the plastic cover in the wheel centre. Easy.
The front is a bit more involved. Download the manual from the forum. Its not too difficult, though.
All part of the hardening process! That's you, not the bike.
Remove the front discs, tape up the holes where the axle goes and give them a good scrub with a pot scourer that contains soap. I used Brillo pads. Rinse the soap off after you are finished. This removes all the crud and loose paint. If you were loosing air pressure over time you will find repainting them cures it.
I put a brush shaft through both wheels and supported it between two stepladders.
Used Hammerite aluminium primer and then Hammerite Smooth Silver. Because it hardens chemically, you don't need a lot of heat. I did mine outside and it wasn't a warm day.
The finish was acceptable and durable. My only regret was that I didn't try to coat them with a smooth lacquer as they were satin finish and slightly harder to keep clean than the original paint.
Don't forget to cut the old valves out and replace them after painting.
For engine casings I used Hammerite Satin Black. Again, take your time with the prep work. Its worth it.