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1Back to top Go down   Once it starts you can't stop it Empty Once it starts you can't stop it Tue May 29, 2012 5:53 am

CanberraDave

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I was sitting on the couch the other day channel surfing (everyone knows you can watch three shows at once). The wife yelled out from the kitchen to ask me what was on the tv. I said dust. Then it started.


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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    

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omg ...thems fighting words .......sends body protector to dave ....giggle


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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charlie99 wrote:omg ...thems fighting words .......sends body protector to dave ....giggle

That's Ok Charlie, the Doctor says I should be able to walk with less pain in about three months.


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Once it starts you can't stop it 44271


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a set of scales.

And then the fight started…


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blakey wrote:My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a set of scales.

And then the fight started…

Once it starts you can't stop it 44271 (Coffee up the nazal passage moment there Blakey)


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Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log1188....May contain nuts!Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log11

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

K1 - 1989 - AKA Titan (unique K1/K1100RS hybrid by Andreas Esterhammer)
K1100RS - 1995. AKA Rudolf Von Schmurf (in a million bits)
K100RS - 1991 AKA Ronnie. Cafe racer project bike
K75RTP - 1994
K75C - 1991 AKA Jim Beam. In boxes. 
K1100LT 1992 - AKA Big Red (gone)
K100LT - 1988 - AKA the Bullion brick. Should never have sold it.
    

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CanberraDave

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....


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ditto 88 .....

omg dave, do you love to live in constant danger ? lol

(i guess he does, he rides a bike at a minimum )


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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Can I have your bike Dave


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charlie99

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Once it starts you can't stop it 44271


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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My wife is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


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CanberraDave

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It's OK guys, I have realy good health insurance. Just want to make sure I get my money's worth.Very Happy


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charlie99

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cheers lol! Once it starts you can't stop it 723598


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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beanoldboy

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i had a laugh out loud moment there thank you Blakey.
my lovely lady has recently insisted i take her somewhere expensive .
so i took her to the service station . .



Last edited by beanoldboy on Wed May 30, 2012 6:00 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : spell laugh correctly)

http://www.airware.com.au
    

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charlie99

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Once it starts you can't stop it 44271 too true !


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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beanoldboy

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lady says to her fella , " does my bum look big in this dress ? "
without a pause he says " do i look stupid in this shirt ?

http://www.airware.com.au
    

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CanberraDave wrote:I was sitting on the couch the other day channel surfing (everyone knows you can watch three shows at once). The wife yelled out from the kitchen to ask me what was on the tv. I said dust. Then it started.
lasts nights coffee cups is also an acceptable answer as is magazines

http://www.airware.com.au
    

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


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CanberraDave

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Guy at work put his girfriend's phone number in his mobile under the name Low Battery.

Now every time his girlfriend rings, his wife plugs the phone in to charge it. (Smart man).


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GITH of cause we are, were male, but jeez aint it good in the forest


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or on the road .....with a phone that you cant hear whilst travelling ....and i usually only stop for short breaks ....giggle


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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Long time ago a man was not nagged by a woman.



...............it was only once and it was a long time ago.

man asked his girlfriend to marry him - she said no , so he drank every night, rode as many motorbikes as he wanted and left the toilet seat up , knew all the hot spots in town and was the envy of all his friends-

......................that was also only one guy and a long time ago!

    

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Once it starts you can't stop it 44271


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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Just read this with my wife - how we laughed together! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Then she stopped laughing and hit me with a rolling pin.


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Guest in the House wrote:If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yes - but as I often tell my wife..."You've every right to be wrong!"

88KE


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Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log1188....May contain nuts!Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log11

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

K1 - 1989 - AKA Titan (unique K1/K1100RS hybrid by Andreas Esterhammer)
K1100RS - 1995. AKA Rudolf Von Schmurf (in a million bits)
K100RS - 1991 AKA Ronnie. Cafe racer project bike
K75RTP - 1994
K75C - 1991 AKA Jim Beam. In boxes. 
K1100LT 1992 - AKA Big Red (gone)
K100LT - 1988 - AKA the Bullion brick. Should never have sold it.
    

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"

Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started…

The last one...

My wife said to me the other day .'' I signed up for an exercise class ''. '' I was told to wear loose fitting clothing ''. So I said '' If you had any loose fitting clothing, you wouldn't need a exercise class ...... That's When the Fight Started.


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A long time ago a man was not nagged by a women- Ah huh see so one of us is still hiding in the forest. gotta love them forests


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The Clever are adept at extricating themselves from situations that the wise would have avoided from the outset - QUOTE from david Hillel in Out of the Earth.
    

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The wife was looking in the mirror and asked me "Will you love me when I'm old and gray?" So I said "Of course I do."
Then the fight started


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My wife and I had celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary by going out to a restaurant for dinner.
Later that week we had friends over for dinner and were telling them how nice it was.
One of the friends asked what the name of the restaurant was.
I said "what do call that flower? the red one that smells nice?"
"Rose?" he replied
"That's right. Rose, what was the name of the restaurant we went to for dinner?"
That's when the fight started

    

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Preparing for a neighbours wedding yesterday morning my wife asked "Have you seen my eyebrow pencil?" I said "If you didn't pluck them out you wouldn't have to colour them back in!" and then the row started.....

Trying on a dress she then asked me the old chestnut ...."Does my ass look big in this?". To which I replied "I need to pay you a compliment Honey.....you got excellent eyesight!"....

DING, DING...seconds out! ....Round 2 Once it starts you can't stop it 167893


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Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log1188....May contain nuts!Once it starts you can't stop it Ir-log11

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

K1 - 1989 - AKA Titan (unique K1/K1100RS hybrid by Andreas Esterhammer)
K1100RS - 1995. AKA Rudolf Von Schmurf (in a million bits)
K100RS - 1991 AKA Ronnie. Cafe racer project bike
K75RTP - 1994
K75C - 1991 AKA Jim Beam. In boxes. 
K1100LT 1992 - AKA Big Red (gone)
K100LT - 1988 - AKA the Bullion brick. Should never have sold it.
    

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I was our anniversary and I asked my wife where she wanted to go.

She said someplace we'd never been before, so I took her to the kitchen - and that's when the fight started...

    

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Last Friday i asked my wife if she would like it, that we have a great weekend,
She answered "yes i really would love that"
So i told her; "see you on monday"
... thats when the fight started



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Once it starts you can't stop it 631586 or Once it starts you can't stop it 631586_31
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Last week I asked my wife is would like to go shopping, driven in a really big car whith a Chaufeur.
She answerd, that she tought that was great.
I handed her a ticket for public transport
..... That is when the fight started


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"As a final touch, God created the Dutch"
Once it starts you can't stop it 631586 or Once it starts you can't stop it 631586_31
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You guys better remember/know that there are chicks/gals on here too.
So have your fun...I've been laughing...
Don't get all cranky when they start firing back. Smile


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I told the wife that I had a randy dream, it lasted 30 seconds. She said that would be a record.


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Once it starts you can't stop it Au-log11Once it starts you can't stop it Au-log11
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It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

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CanberraDave wrote:
charlie99 wrote:omg ...thems fighting words .......sends body protector to dave ....giggle

That's Ok Charlie, the Doctor says I should be able to walk with less pain in about three months.
lol. pretty good!


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