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Men's rules Tue May 17, 2011 3:09 am
blaKey
Life time member
Print this out and post it on the fridge door...if you dare!
OUR RULES
Please note...these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport…and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do; sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 30 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad, angry, annoyed or upset, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both! Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. Hooray for satellite navigation.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows’ default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what that purplish colour is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, home brew versus store bought, V8 Supercars or chainsaws.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.
OUR RULES
Please note...these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport…and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
1. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do; sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 30 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad, angry, annoyed or upset, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both! Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. Hooray for satellite navigation.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows’ default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what that purplish colour is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, home brew versus store bought, V8 Supercars or chainsaws.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.
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Neil
K100RS 1986 RED!
Dress for the ride and the potential slide.
1986 k75, 1985 K100rt, 
