STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and
bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts
over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'



The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are
washed up and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what,
young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the
exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give
you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch
of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about
5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is
sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running
by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The
Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits The
farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.....third gay rooster I
bought this month.'

Moral of this story? .....

Don't mess with
the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome
youth and arrogance