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Waiting at the gates Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:17 pm
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Two dead women are waiting to be seen at the Pearly Gates. One says to the other..
How did you die?
I froze to death.
Oh, that must be awful!
Actually it wasn't too bad, once I stopped shivvering I just fell into a deep sleep and that was it. How did you die?
Oh, I'm so stupid, I was convinced my husband was having an affair so I came home early. I ran around the house searching in all the rooms, up and down the stairs and he just sat there, in front of the television, like a zombie. I got so stressed I collapsed and died from a heart attack!
It's a pity you didn't look in the freezer then we would both still be alive!
How did you die?
I froze to death.
Oh, that must be awful!
Actually it wasn't too bad, once I stopped shivvering I just fell into a deep sleep and that was it. How did you die?
Oh, I'm so stupid, I was convinced my husband was having an affair so I came home early. I ran around the house searching in all the rooms, up and down the stairs and he just sat there, in front of the television, like a zombie. I got so stressed I collapsed and died from a heart attack!
It's a pity you didn't look in the freezer then we would both still be alive!
