Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your
casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would
you like them to say?'

Artie said: 'I would like them to say I was a
wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'

Eugene
commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of
God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'

Al said: 'I'd like them
to say, 'Look, he's moving!'