1 A brief history of New Member introduction Thu Oct 13, 2022 9:37 pm
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A brief history of New Member introduction or MCs I have known and loved or not
I started riding in 1970. Reassmbled a 1965 Honda 305 basket case under the guidence of my 2 biker roomates in Philadephia when I was fifteen.
It was missing a lot of parts such as head/tail lights, seat, handlebars, body parts etc. but bicycle bars and seat bolted right up. it was loud as hell, street illegal, low slung. about 200 lbs wet without all those unnecessary parts.
Plenty fast for a scrawny teenager. I didn't ride outside the neighborhood and the local cops let me slide because I wasn't participating in any of the rampant maliscious crimes that plagued West Philly in those days, I had a job and wasn't even a junkie.
Not having plates or a drivers license was no big deal and the bike wasn't even hot, I was a respectable stand up citizen and a teenage roll model in their book.
I busted knuckles at my $3.50/hr grease monkey job and put away 750 dollars when I hit sixteen. Got a drivers license good for cars or MCs. My boss at work was the coolest 80 year old dude I ever met and he signed the title for the 1970 CL 350 honda I got barely used for $650.
I rode that thing to death for about three years on and off road. thing was indestructable and once I figured out a fix for the rubber swing arm bearing that tried repeatedly to kill me at 65mph with a viscous speedwobble, it was almost safe.
Movin up in the world, I relocated down hiway 30 out by Amish country to work in Heavy industry. Bought a used Norton Commando for $1000. It was the combat model that had a lot of problems and almost put them out of business. Either 70 or 71, cant remember. However mine held up fine.
I did replace the domed pistons with the original flat tops to stay on the safe side. Hell, it was still 11 to 1 and you had to hone your kick start skills to fire it up. Fastest factory made four stroke on the planet in its day , so I have heard.
I had been going to night school and got a high school diploma , moved to western PA which was a long way, but much closer than viet Nam. That Norton was still running when I graduated, although useless in the winter.
Somehow I ended up shipping out to sea as a merchant marine ,had nowhere to store the Norton so i sold it for $1500.
That was fun for about two years. Then mysteriously woke up in San Francisco around 1980, which was too darn, cold so I moved to Oakland which is about eight miles away but 30 degrees warmer. I ended up doing seismic work and ran three crews as branch manager. Big bucks.
I rented a house and a huge three car garage up by college avenue. I ran electrical circuits and benchtops and built it into a shop where I spent all free time gorging on motorcyles with my british biker pals
I rebuilt a 1970 bonneville that was set up with a bunch of racing equipment and a 1979 front end with disc brakes. All the racing stuff was bolted on but none of it was tuned in so all it did was overheat. I dialed in the 34 mm mikunis, a daunting but rewarding task.,and modified the advnce down to 10 degrees from twelve, did some exhaust porting and took the baffles out of the tt straight pipes. It was already stripped down to about 350 lbs and I was getting about 45 hp at the wheel. Nothing handles like a Bonnie, perfectly balanced. Dream bike.
Drove to stockton and bought a cherry 100% stock 1968 sportster which was a work of art but couldn't get out of its own way. Rode it around for awhile then sold it in the bay area for double what I paid and it was still a good deal.
A Laverda and a BSA650 came and went
A Duck 850, too finicky.
Acquired an unusual '82 1000 Guzzi which was set up like a cafe racer from the factory. Bizzare considering its bulk, weight,and long wheel base. I am certain this was the only Monster Truck Cafe Racer ever attempted by a manufacturer. It was geared absurdly hi like the police models, so high it could do 55mph in FIRST GEAR. Don't try it. It pops a frightening wheely when you shift into second.
JUST SOUTH OF RENO on a long straight road in the desert I put my feet on the back pegs, laid down on the tank and tucked in behind the little cafe fairing. Lets see what this beast can do.
I kicked up to 5th gear then dogged it at 35mph and gently began to roll the throttle , no more gears to flip, it was just bare motor , all engine uniterrupted acceleration. 50, 60, 70, 80....around 90 the thumping of the big twin smoothed into a low growl 100, 120 now its a roar like a big v8 engine ...130, the roar is louder and becoming a whine. There is hardly any vibration, its tracking a perfectly straight line with no steering correction, I can't even feel the little bumps from the joints in the road sections anymore. Periperal vision is liquid but Im keeping my eyes straight, 135, its all whine from the engine now, but no clicks or taps, no valve float all is in perfect order, I glance at the tac, 20k from redline and it's still pulling hard,... 140 I have no sensation that I'm riding a motorcycle any more or connected to a road, it feels like I'm floating above it. It was too much for my brain to handle, it was too perfect this can't be real, and that was it. I lost my nerve, chickened out, let it go. I decellorated real easy so as not to make any sudden moves re-entering reality which happened around 90 mph but I let it slow to 60 before pulling my head up into the wind.
I still dont know how fast that Guzzi can go but apparently my top speed is just short of 145
Picked up a1975 850 Norton commado Interstate with big 8 gallon fiberglass tank from a college student. He was having the typical kick start and clutch problems and ran out of money taking it to the shop. He wanted $800 bucks which was, and still is, a steal, so I gave him $850. It only had 4000 miles on it.
Then. The 1988 k75. The long convoluted scandalous history of this bike scrambled me even harder than it's two previous owners. To go into it would triple this already bloated Hello it's me.
Short version: An employee of mine acquired it from the original owner who layed it down at 90mph. cheap. Note it is common for experienced bikers to wreck K-bikes because they don't vibrate. How many bikes do 90 with no vibration? The only tell you have is the speedo, and who watches that? All of the fairing , fiberglass even the coil cover was cleaned off the left side by pavement wipes. But it ran fine.
The haunted Beemer curse moved into my employee friend and he was soon hit by a car on hiway 580 at approx 80 mph and it slammed down on the right hand side of the machine, and tore his foot off.
I went to visit him in San francisco Hospital where he was getting it re-attached, and glad to be alive. He told me "The bike was still running on the ground, the cops had to turn it off, I can't ride it, I'll let it go for 600, just needs a little work." I got a laff out of that, then it hit me'. and it went something like this:
* Me: I'm standing at your bedside in the hospital, and you are telling me that you're giving me your Vincent to riiiiiiiiide?
Sean: (laughing) Except I'm the redhead.
Me: My favorite color scheme.
Sean: Triumphs and Nortons and Beezers won't do. ( laughs coughs, moans, tears) STOP STOP MY RIBS (mOANS)
{I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE RIBS}
Me: Sorry,man
Sean: (Hammering the pain button on the IV) It was worth it.
He was right. I went to see the Beemer . The big external radiator hose on the right was torn. I invested 12 dollars for a new one and put tap water in the radiator and flushed a bit. Hit the starter and it cranked right up. I had handlebars foot pegs, mirrors and essentials hanging around in the shop. I ended up with a running BMW k-bike with less than 3000 miles on it for 612 dollars and 10 hours of work. And without the stoopid hi rise american bars. It looked hideous but over time, following the rat bike motif I was given, a lot of flat back spray paint, keeping it naked and see-through.
My girlfriend was a talented seamstress with one of those 5hp machines and fit the smashed up gas tank with a black leather cover. I had some expanded metal from a bar b que grill. I made a pattern and cut it into a fairing with a torch and banged it into shape with a 5lb sledge and some pry bars. Flat black spray paint. Attached it around the instrument cluster with ubolts on the old brackets. Mounted the turnsignals and the windshield. Skull and crossbone decal on the front fender. Only the BMW riders knew what it was and a few snoots snorted but inevitably shot a picture of it.
Most of Bay area riders thought it was something from the 40s 50's. I even had an old timer lie about having one when he was young.
* Vincent Black Lightning 1952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0kJdrfzjAg
It took awhile to get to my first k-bike if you made it this far, thnk you for reading: A brief history of New Member introduction or MCs I have known and loved or not.
I'll continue from 1990 forward with more Beemers to come
I started riding in 1970. Reassmbled a 1965 Honda 305 basket case under the guidence of my 2 biker roomates in Philadephia when I was fifteen.
It was missing a lot of parts such as head/tail lights, seat, handlebars, body parts etc. but bicycle bars and seat bolted right up. it was loud as hell, street illegal, low slung. about 200 lbs wet without all those unnecessary parts.
Plenty fast for a scrawny teenager. I didn't ride outside the neighborhood and the local cops let me slide because I wasn't participating in any of the rampant maliscious crimes that plagued West Philly in those days, I had a job and wasn't even a junkie.
Not having plates or a drivers license was no big deal and the bike wasn't even hot, I was a respectable stand up citizen and a teenage roll model in their book.
I busted knuckles at my $3.50/hr grease monkey job and put away 750 dollars when I hit sixteen. Got a drivers license good for cars or MCs. My boss at work was the coolest 80 year old dude I ever met and he signed the title for the 1970 CL 350 honda I got barely used for $650.
I rode that thing to death for about three years on and off road. thing was indestructable and once I figured out a fix for the rubber swing arm bearing that tried repeatedly to kill me at 65mph with a viscous speedwobble, it was almost safe.
Movin up in the world, I relocated down hiway 30 out by Amish country to work in Heavy industry. Bought a used Norton Commando for $1000. It was the combat model that had a lot of problems and almost put them out of business. Either 70 or 71, cant remember. However mine held up fine.
I did replace the domed pistons with the original flat tops to stay on the safe side. Hell, it was still 11 to 1 and you had to hone your kick start skills to fire it up. Fastest factory made four stroke on the planet in its day , so I have heard.
I had been going to night school and got a high school diploma , moved to western PA which was a long way, but much closer than viet Nam. That Norton was still running when I graduated, although useless in the winter.
Somehow I ended up shipping out to sea as a merchant marine ,had nowhere to store the Norton so i sold it for $1500.
That was fun for about two years. Then mysteriously woke up in San Francisco around 1980, which was too darn, cold so I moved to Oakland which is about eight miles away but 30 degrees warmer. I ended up doing seismic work and ran three crews as branch manager. Big bucks.
I rented a house and a huge three car garage up by college avenue. I ran electrical circuits and benchtops and built it into a shop where I spent all free time gorging on motorcyles with my british biker pals
I rebuilt a 1970 bonneville that was set up with a bunch of racing equipment and a 1979 front end with disc brakes. All the racing stuff was bolted on but none of it was tuned in so all it did was overheat. I dialed in the 34 mm mikunis, a daunting but rewarding task.,and modified the advnce down to 10 degrees from twelve, did some exhaust porting and took the baffles out of the tt straight pipes. It was already stripped down to about 350 lbs and I was getting about 45 hp at the wheel. Nothing handles like a Bonnie, perfectly balanced. Dream bike.
Drove to stockton and bought a cherry 100% stock 1968 sportster which was a work of art but couldn't get out of its own way. Rode it around for awhile then sold it in the bay area for double what I paid and it was still a good deal.
A Laverda and a BSA650 came and went
A Duck 850, too finicky.
Acquired an unusual '82 1000 Guzzi which was set up like a cafe racer from the factory. Bizzare considering its bulk, weight,and long wheel base. I am certain this was the only Monster Truck Cafe Racer ever attempted by a manufacturer. It was geared absurdly hi like the police models, so high it could do 55mph in FIRST GEAR. Don't try it. It pops a frightening wheely when you shift into second.
JUST SOUTH OF RENO on a long straight road in the desert I put my feet on the back pegs, laid down on the tank and tucked in behind the little cafe fairing. Lets see what this beast can do.
I kicked up to 5th gear then dogged it at 35mph and gently began to roll the throttle , no more gears to flip, it was just bare motor , all engine uniterrupted acceleration. 50, 60, 70, 80....around 90 the thumping of the big twin smoothed into a low growl 100, 120 now its a roar like a big v8 engine ...130, the roar is louder and becoming a whine. There is hardly any vibration, its tracking a perfectly straight line with no steering correction, I can't even feel the little bumps from the joints in the road sections anymore. Periperal vision is liquid but Im keeping my eyes straight, 135, its all whine from the engine now, but no clicks or taps, no valve float all is in perfect order, I glance at the tac, 20k from redline and it's still pulling hard,... 140 I have no sensation that I'm riding a motorcycle any more or connected to a road, it feels like I'm floating above it. It was too much for my brain to handle, it was too perfect this can't be real, and that was it. I lost my nerve, chickened out, let it go. I decellorated real easy so as not to make any sudden moves re-entering reality which happened around 90 mph but I let it slow to 60 before pulling my head up into the wind.
I still dont know how fast that Guzzi can go but apparently my top speed is just short of 145
Picked up a1975 850 Norton commado Interstate with big 8 gallon fiberglass tank from a college student. He was having the typical kick start and clutch problems and ran out of money taking it to the shop. He wanted $800 bucks which was, and still is, a steal, so I gave him $850. It only had 4000 miles on it.
Then. The 1988 k75. The long convoluted scandalous history of this bike scrambled me even harder than it's two previous owners. To go into it would triple this already bloated Hello it's me.
Short version: An employee of mine acquired it from the original owner who layed it down at 90mph. cheap. Note it is common for experienced bikers to wreck K-bikes because they don't vibrate. How many bikes do 90 with no vibration? The only tell you have is the speedo, and who watches that? All of the fairing , fiberglass even the coil cover was cleaned off the left side by pavement wipes. But it ran fine.
The haunted Beemer curse moved into my employee friend and he was soon hit by a car on hiway 580 at approx 80 mph and it slammed down on the right hand side of the machine, and tore his foot off.
I went to visit him in San francisco Hospital where he was getting it re-attached, and glad to be alive. He told me "The bike was still running on the ground, the cops had to turn it off, I can't ride it, I'll let it go for 600, just needs a little work." I got a laff out of that, then it hit me'. and it went something like this:
* Me: I'm standing at your bedside in the hospital, and you are telling me that you're giving me your Vincent to riiiiiiiiide?
Sean: (laughing) Except I'm the redhead.
Me: My favorite color scheme.
Sean: Triumphs and Nortons and Beezers won't do. ( laughs coughs, moans, tears) STOP STOP MY RIBS (mOANS)
{I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE RIBS}
Me: Sorry,man
Sean: (Hammering the pain button on the IV) It was worth it.
He was right. I went to see the Beemer . The big external radiator hose on the right was torn. I invested 12 dollars for a new one and put tap water in the radiator and flushed a bit. Hit the starter and it cranked right up. I had handlebars foot pegs, mirrors and essentials hanging around in the shop. I ended up with a running BMW k-bike with less than 3000 miles on it for 612 dollars and 10 hours of work. And without the stoopid hi rise american bars. It looked hideous but over time, following the rat bike motif I was given, a lot of flat back spray paint, keeping it naked and see-through.
My girlfriend was a talented seamstress with one of those 5hp machines and fit the smashed up gas tank with a black leather cover. I had some expanded metal from a bar b que grill. I made a pattern and cut it into a fairing with a torch and banged it into shape with a 5lb sledge and some pry bars. Flat black spray paint. Attached it around the instrument cluster with ubolts on the old brackets. Mounted the turnsignals and the windshield. Skull and crossbone decal on the front fender. Only the BMW riders knew what it was and a few snoots snorted but inevitably shot a picture of it.
Most of Bay area riders thought it was something from the 40s 50's. I even had an old timer lie about having one when he was young.
* Vincent Black Lightning 1952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0kJdrfzjAg
It took awhile to get to my first k-bike if you made it this far, thnk you for reading: A brief history of New Member introduction or MCs I have known and loved or not.
I'll continue from 1990 forward with more Beemers to come