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....it difficult to say what my wife does for a living" a man says to his friend one day.

"Oh dear" his friend says "and why is that?"

"Its because she sells sea shells on the sea shore" !! Embarassed

    

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Would that be be "by the sunny sea shore"?

    

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perhaps a little too subtle.

A not too bright farmer boy went to town to buy a pair of wellies.
He tried them on and the assistant asked if they fit .
Oh yes, they fit just fine and off he went back to the farm.

A week later he returned with them and the assistant, somewhat surprised, asked if they were OK.
Oh they fit fine and are comfortable but could he please have a longer piece of string.......!
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Was it the computer or the rocket science the best and cleverest invention to date?

I reckon it is the thermos flask....you put hot fluid in it and it remains hot...you put cold fluid in it and it remains cold.....

But how does it know....boom ..boom


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