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norton71

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Two Wheels Better

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All in jest, but leave it to a pom to call a croc an alligator.
study


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"How many cars did we pass today?" "ALL of them."
1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

norton71

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yep the only real difference is a croc just bites your bits off and a gator twists your bits off....painful either way..they used to shoot crocs here up until the 70's and then they decided they were becoming endangered species so they banned it....no matter what happened to people. There are calls now even from pollies to do some culling.

    

norton71

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and 13 flies on a sanger obviously for sale is one to many depending on your taste Very Happy

    

norton71

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Loved it when i worked in govt seafood industry in Qld and we used to get a truck load of farmed crocs for processing and each had a small hole between the eyes.

Was an elderly lady (nick named grandma) who used to fish off a very small beach under a jetty at Karumba on the Norman River in Qld. She was fishing one night and hooked a decent size salmon ..then  a croc came out from under the jetty behind her and grabbed the fish.

Don't know if she continued fishing in that spot. Shocked

    

MartinW

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We don't have much of a croc problem. The sharks have eaten them. For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 177381
Regards Martin.


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larrikin

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Least in Australia we can ride ALL year round.


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For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Au-log11For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Au-log11
88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

Crazy Frog

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David, do you know where I got all the ideas for technical repairs and modifications?
From the most well known Canadian Handyman: Mr Red Green.
Maybe the aussies never heard about him.


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Arlina

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For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Eu-log10  K1100RS/LT - R1200RT - R1100RS - Cagiva SST 350 Ala Verde - K75LT project - K75 Schurgers - K75S - K1100RS - K75RT - K75C
    

Two Wheels Better

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"If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy."
-Red Green


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"How many cars did we pass today?" "ALL of them."
1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

Point-Seven-five

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"If you can't fix it with duct tape it isn't worth fixing."


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Present: 1991 K100RS "Moby Brick Too"
 
Past:
1994 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
1988 K100RS SE "Special Ed"
1994 K75S "Cheetos"
1992 K100RS "Moby Brick" R.I.P.
1982 Honda FT500
1979 Honda XR185
1977 Honda XL125
1974 Honda XL125
1972 OSSA Pioneer 250
1968 Kawasaki 175
    

Crazy Frog

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TWB and Point seven five, you are welcome to immigrate to Canada.
You won't have any difficulties to write the exam. For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 44271


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For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Frog15For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Logo2101986 k75, 1985 K100rt, 1985 K100rt/EML GT2 sidecar, 1999 K1200lt/Hannigan Astro Sport sidecar.
    

Two Wheels Better

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Crazy Frog wrote:TWB and Point seven five, you are welcome to immigrate to Canada.
You won't have any difficulties to write the exam. For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 44271
I'm less than two and a half hours to Canada. I love how everything and everyone feels a notch more relaxed up there. Who doesn't like Canadians!? The only big problem is the left lane hogs. Good thing I have a motorbike that goes round them easily.
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"How many cars did we pass today?" "ALL of them."
1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT
    

Point-Seven-five

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I'm about about a half hour from the border, and work less than 200 meters from it.  TWB is right.  Canadians are pretty cool, we get a lot of Canadian yachties during the summer, and I party with a lot of them.  The only people who I've seen party harder are the Aussies. 

And yes, there is something about Ontario plates that makes the driver run in the left lane at 10 under.


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Present: 1991 K100RS "Moby Brick Too"
 
Past:
1994 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
1988 K100RS SE "Special Ed"
1994 K75S "Cheetos"
1992 K100RS "Moby Brick" R.I.P.
1982 Honda FT500
1979 Honda XR185
1977 Honda XL125
1974 Honda XL125
1972 OSSA Pioneer 250
1968 Kawasaki 175
    

indian036

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Point-Seven-five wrote:"If you can't fix it with duct tape it isn't worth fixing."
In Australia, everything is fixed with 8 gauge fencing wire. 😀

Bill


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1985 K100RT  VIN 0028991  My original Very Happy ROB the Red Old Bike   (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT  VIN 0029036  BOB the Blue Old Bike  (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT  VIN 0190452  Work in progress
1984 K100RT  VIN 0023022  Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT  VIN 0090542  Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT  VIN 0183046  Work in progress
1993 K75S  VIN 0213045  Tom the Triple (now on Historic rego too.)
    

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Point-Seven-five wrote:I'm about about a half hour from the border, and work less than 200 meters from it.  TWB is right.  Canadians are pretty cool, we get a lot of Canadian yachties during the summer, and I party with a lot of them.  The only people who I've seen party harder are the Aussies. 

And yes, there is something about Ontario plates that makes the driver run in the left lane at 10 under.

So when are you coming over here then????? I have painful memories of being handed a whiskey tumbler filled with Irish Mist, neat, after a hard 3 day race in almost flat calm where we couldn't flinch for fear of collapsing our spinnaker, on arrival at about 8am in sunshine, followed by another similar glass and another .......as were the rest of the crew........some strange incidents were observed in the subsequent hours and weeks. If you have never tried Irish Mist you need to do a little hunting...

In times past, in order to ensure a successful evening one invited the local constabulary one of whom would remain observant and who would happily offer to drive you home........but were known to occasional take the p**s and take you home extra quickly and amuse your neighbours.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

norton71

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Bert i see you said both to TWB and Point seven five, "you are welcome to immigrate to Canada.
You won't have any difficulties to write the exam".
I believe i too could pass the exam but sorry.... i am not prepared to have a frontal lobotomy to become a full Canadian citizen .  For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 723598

    

Crazy Frog

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norton71 wrote: i am not prepared to have a frontal lobotomy to become a full Canadian citizen .  For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 723598
I was under the impression that you had this surgery years ago. lol!


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For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Frog15For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies Logo2101986 k75, 1985 K100rt, 1985 K100rt/EML GT2 sidecar, 1999 K1200lt/Hannigan Astro Sport sidecar.
    

norton71

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Fortunately Bert this was prevented by an Act of Parliament in Australia in 1869 (vide: Australian Acts of Parliament attempting to lower the  intellectual status of Australian residents by becoming Canadian citizens) Which allegedly was initiated by pseudo Canadians. For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 8157

    

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Two Wheels Better wrote:All in jest, but leave it to a pom to call a croc an alligator.
study

Or what about calling whiskey whisky?


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

Point-Seven-five

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Olaf, I'd love to do a race in your waters, although I've pretty much quit that scene.

Worst party was after crewing on the winning boat in the Marion, MA to Bermuda ocean race.  A full week of 141 proof Dark and Stormy's.  What little I can remember of that week I'm embarrassed to admit doing.  Drunken sailors do indeed work hard to maintain their reputation.

These days I mainly drink Jameson or Tullamore D.E.W. shots at the local pub.  I'll have to check that Irish Mist again.  Haven't had any in years.


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Present: 1991 K100RS "Moby Brick Too"
 
Past:
1994 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
1988 K100RS SE "Special Ed"
1994 K75S "Cheetos"
1992 K100RS "Moby Brick" R.I.P.
1982 Honda FT500
1979 Honda XR185
1977 Honda XL125
1974 Honda XL125
1972 OSSA Pioneer 250
1968 Kawasaki 175
    

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Point-Seven-five wrote:Olaf, I'd love to do a race in your waters, although I've pretty much quit that scene.

Worst party was after crewing on the winning boat in the Marion, MA to Bermuda ocean race.  A full week of 141 proof Dark and Stormy's.  What little I can remember of that week I'm embarrassed to admit doing.  Drunken sailors do indeed work hard to maintain their reputation.

These days I mainly drink Jameson or Tullamore D.E.W. shots at the local pub.  I'll have to check that Irish Mist again.  Haven't had any in years.

That race for us was down to Jersey and we did win it too despite the crew of complete strangers being hobbled together the previous weekend.......
Bikes may be bad for amount of maintenance needed in proportion to time its used, but boats are on a vastly different scale and over here you don't sleep when a Force 8 blows....is she tied up ok.......while a bike/s sleeps nice in the shed.

Well now would you believe I passed the Jameson distillery this afternoon........its not even half an hour from me.......and I regularly meet 88 [Will] at Tullamore.....home of Tullamore DEW [D. E. Williams being the old original company name for those who may be curious here]. Of course our Norn Iron trip takes us up to Bushmills.....

But....you can't beat Irish Mist......


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

Rick G

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norton71 wrote:Bert i see you said both to TWB and Point seven five, "you are welcome to immigrate to Canada.
You won't have any difficulties to write the exam".
I believe i too could pass the exam but sorry.... i am not prepared to have a frontal lobotomy to become a full Canadian citizen .  For those overseas members (particulary Bert) that do not know much about Aussies 723598
I am told that the frontal lobotomy is not compulsory but it will help you deal with the mob next door. Very Happy


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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92KK 84WW Olaf

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larrikin wrote:Least in Australia we can ride ALL year round.

Same here too......a very important little detail.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

halflive

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larrikin wrote:Least in Australia we can ride ALL year round.

Overhere in the Netherlands also. Just a bit slow when it is snowing.

http://halflive.hostei.com
    

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