"Got a bingle out on Broady...towies on site, but as a result it's chockers in that direction."


I can assure you, the above statement is crystal clear to any Australian.



Can those not from OZ/NZ twig to what it means?

Two Wheels Better wrote:
I can assure you, the above statement is crystal clear to any Australian.

TWB is right - crystal clear to this Aussie. 

Love to see translation attempts from those without an Aussie connection. When we Aussies have had a laugh at that, I'd like to see equally obscure 'English' from non-Aussie sources to diversify the fun.

Bill

"There's a smash-up on Broady(??) ... tow trucks on site but, as a result, traffic is f*ed up in that direction"

robmack wrote:"There's a smash-up on Broady(??) ... tow trucks on site but, as a result, traffic is f*ed up in that direction"

Yeah, got it fairly well, Rob. Broadmeadows...the proper response for an Aussie is by chucking a euy and fanging it out of Broadmeadows. If it's in Broady there's prolly a punch going on.

Here's another head scratcher.

"Fair dinkum, some sheila on disco bikkies ploughed into a chippie on his way from picking up smoko.
First thing the bloke did was check on the esky in the back that was loaded with tinnies for knock off after a day of hard yakka. She got out and was off her head which made him mad as a cut snake because now his ute was rooted."

Strewth, mate.

Can ya tell I'm missing OZ!?

caneyewot said outta the cona ov is mouth

Of course you're homesick. It's State of Origin time.

Two Wheels Better wrote:some sheila on disco bikkies ploughed into a chippie on his way from picking up smoko.
First thing the bloke did was check on the esky in the back that was loaded with tinnies for knock off after a day of hard yakka. She got out and was off her head which made him mad as a cut snake because now his ute was rooted."

Okay....

As it happens, some woman high on marijuana cookies hit the back of a carpenter who was buying a packet of fags (cigarettes!!!). First thing he did was to check the boot (trunk) which was loaded with tins of beer to drink after a day's hard work. She got out but being off her head made him as mad as a pit full of vipers because his pickup was now buggered.