1 2 quick jokes Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:58 am
Crazy Frog
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?', St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
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A very tired nurse entered the bank, completely exhausted after an 18 hours shift .
She arrives at the counter and is preparing to sign a check.
She gets out of her purse a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
Suddenly she realizes her mistake. She looks at the surprised cashier and say:
"Ah, well that's the best!! There's an asshole who left with my pen"
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
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A very tired nurse entered the bank, completely exhausted after an 18 hours shift .
She arrives at the counter and is preparing to sign a check.
She gets out of her purse a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
Suddenly she realizes her mistake. She looks at the surprised cashier and say:
"Ah, well that's the best!! There's an asshole who left with my pen"
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