A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a set of traffic lights when a bunch of rowdy drunk motorcyclists (led by one on a red K1600) pulls up next to them. "Hey show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new arsehole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently and asks, "was that cross enough?"

Hey, lay off the red K1600's!

ainsjac wrote:A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a set of traffic lights in Australia when a bunch of rowdy drunk motorcyclists (led by one on a red K1600) pulls up next to them. "Hey show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross Kross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new arsehole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently and asks, "was that cross Kross enough?"

Comberjohn

Is that ok? We'll have nun of this poking fun at Irish riders.

Olaf.

This might help explain it better....

So, you want to start picking on us Aussies, well we can fight fire with fire

What do you call 144 Irishmen?

Gross ignorance.

For Dai........

I think its posted somewhere else here but.....
What do you call a Moto Guzzi with Brewers Droop?


A BMW.





Ah but

What do you call a Ducati that's a bit twasted?

A Moto Guzzi!!

A blind guy walks into a Aussi biker bar without knowing what kind of bar it is.

He orders a beer and says to the barman "do you wanna hear a good Harley Davidson joke?"

The barman replies "Look buddy, your blind so i'll give you a hint. I ride a Fatboy, The two bouncers ride Harleys and so do the table of Hells Angels boys behind. Do you still want to tell that joke?"


the blind man replies "ummm no fucken way. I couldn't be arsed trying to explain it that many times!"

Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Irishman. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot. They all board the train. The Irishmen take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,"Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Irishmen see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Irishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money,and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Irishman. Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot. When they board the train the three Irishmen cram into a bathroom and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Irishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

The best joke the Scots did on the Irish was to give them the Bagpipes. The Irish still don't get the joke.

Wouldn't be too sure of that......bagpipes didn't originate in Scotland. Middle East then Greece to Rome who may have brought them to Britain and mentioned in the 14th century Canterbury Tales.

There is mention of them 15/16th century bagpipe music in Ireland [in the form of Uileann pipes].

But the spread of the British Empire and the great Highland Regiments spread the word far and wide and fpor music there is nothing to beat bagpipes, other than a great organ.

They may have come to Ireland much earlier too as there was a huge amount of two way traffic between Ireland and Rome in the first millennium.

But.....we gave em the whiskey!!!

So how do you get an Irishwoman pregnant?
































And you thought the Irish were thick!!!!

I believe that I have somehow started an international incident.

I think you have, and the Irish are biting well.  
I got 'em hook, line and sinker.

Larrikin you seem to be on a roll. The sort that comes from having got another K or completed a serious restoration of one. Wondering now will we get you over to this part of the world.

At this rate I could see one or two Eccentrics doing a trip down under for some K riding. I may be needing a substitute trip because my eldest daughter decided to go to New York for Valentines day week and the day she arrived sent me back a photo of a new ring on her finger. Now she told me last night about the wedding plans for next year. She has a significant birthday and so have I, for which my plans were a trip to eastern Europe on the K. Last night she seems to have hi jacked my travel window!!! Some serious discussion needed but......

Tell her to get married in Australia

BTW As a true Larrikin I am not bias, I will get anyone I can

Well, we did send you Ned Kelly.........


The same daughter told me one day when I wanted to discuss something with her...'Dad, today is not a good day to argue with me'. Mindful that women don't always mean what they say the tone it was said meant it registered with me that no day was ever going to be a good day to argue with her. She was 13 at the time.

Most of the Crims that were sent out here were Irish.
Ned Kelly was just another crim from the start.

Still suggest it to her.

Carefull - or I let the really cross Nuns out!

They would become handy at shotgun weddings.