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1Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Konstant wheelies Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:50 pm

Two Wheels Better

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So this bloke brings his K100RS in to the workshop complaining that he has to wheelie to get anywhere and can we work out why?

After a while the apprentice says to the service manager that he can't find any reason why. The service manager vows to put his best man on the job.

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Perhaps a sharp-eyed forum member might shed some light on the issue.

scratch

Here's another angle. I'll be f*ck*d if I can work it out.

Konstant wheelies Imag1019

Perhaps we'll have to ring up BMW Motorrad to see if they still have the books on this model.

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2Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:15 am

larrikin

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Well, it's an 88 Special Edition. So that might help.

Also the may want to put a front end on.


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3Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:04 am

Crazy Frog

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larrikin wrote:Well, it's an 88 Special Edition.

Nope! This is a 88CE  (Canadian Edition)  Very Happy

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4Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:03 am

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You ever tried to ride a bike with the centre stand down. Gees do I have to babysit you boofheads all the time.


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5Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:21 am

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crikey that's a really interesting angle on that left hand bars handle ....and held together with a hockey strap ??? 

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is this one of those ..." now fetch me the left hand screwdriver " challenges ?  grin !!

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6Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:54 am

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Left hand screwdriver made me laugh. Went into a pen shop here one time asking for a left hand pen. Reaction was of the young one behind the counter was hilarious.

Or try a left hand scissors, or a left hand knife.......


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

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1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
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7Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:03 am

indian036

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There are actually left handed scissors. Made my left handed mother's sewing much easier.


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1985 K100RT  VIN 0029036  BOB the Blue Old Bike  (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT  VIN 0190452  Work in progress
1984 K100RT  VIN 0023022  Work needing lots of progress
1986 K100RT  VIN 0090542  Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT  VIN 0183046  Work in progress
1993 K75S  VIN 0213045  Tom the Triple (now on Historic rego too.)
    

8Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:59 pm

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The bike came in with hard-as-a-rock-and-old-as-dirt tyre(s) and after a chat he agreed that Pirelli Sport Demon in 110/80-18 & 140/80-17 sizes would suit him. He's gunna get a lot of extra mileage out of the front tyre!

Truth be told, the forks only needed a quick flush and refill and steering head bearings fitted, too. The bike is in pretty good nick for its age and mileage and has only a few cracks in the fairing and seat. I've always admired this RS blue and white (first with ABS!) colour scheme.


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9Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:35 pm

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Thanks for the pics just enough there for me to see how to do the top coat on mine now (next challenge )
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10Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:46 pm

Arlina

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Seems from a new member, by the name of "onewheelbetter" Razz


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11Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:10 pm

Crazy Frog

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Wheeldigger wrote:Seems from a new member, by the name of "onewheelbetter"  Razz

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12Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:16 pm

TacKler

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Crazy Frog wrote:This is a 88CE  (Canadian Edition)  Very Happy

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Looks like a Cross Country Ski.  Maybe he needs something a bit fatter for road use.


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13Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:39 pm

92KK 84WW Olaf

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indian036 wrote:There are actually left handed scissors. Made my left handed mother's sewing much easier.

I am left handed and do have left hand fountain pens. Knives are always biased for right handed people, so you need to take a sharpener to them and reverse them.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

14Back to top Go down   Konstant wheelies Empty Re: Konstant wheelies Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:19 pm

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Wheeldigger wrote:Seems from a new member, by the name of "onewheelbetter"  Razz

You win best comeback joke of the forum in a while!

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