1 Importance of Water Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:30 pm
Rickmeister
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Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:
Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Hattie: I've never been that sick.
(Dear Irish...insert "Guiness" at will.)
Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Hattie: I've never been that sick.
(Dear Irish...insert "Guiness" at will.)
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