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1Back to top Go down   Great news (or not!) Empty Great news (or not!) Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:55 pm

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Woman walks in on Husband @ 3.00am in the morning in the Garage playing with his K100

This has been going on every day since He got it 2 months ago

She says "Dude . . I have had enough. Every night I have been sleeping alone while you are having your love affair with that blasted bike

I'm leaving you

His response "Wow. I wish I had got the Bike 5 years ago then"

    

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Woman dies and finds her way to the promised land. A few years later husband comes to join her. Not long after she asks how is he getting on as he doesn't seem so happy. He explains that its the nicest place he has ever been, everything is fantastic, then blows a fuse at her. 'If it wasn't for your damn miserable health food crap and no smoking rules I'd have been up here 20 years ago'.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 51,800 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 63,390 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

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