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robmack

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Saw this quote on another forum.  Priceless ... but oh so true:

You ONLY need 2 tools. WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If, it moves and isn't supposed to. Use Duct Tape
If, it doesn't move and is supposed to. Use WD-40


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charlie99

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aye capn ....sounds the rat bike brigade ?

 giggles


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larrikin

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Does it work on a wife?


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Rick G

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That sounds like something JO would say Rob


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Duct tape is like "the force"
It has a light side and a DARK SIDE
And it holds the universe together


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