Free to a good home

Our house was broken into last night by two robbers
who locked me in the bathroom,
and then proceeded to steal all they could
carry. Our watchdog ‘Killer’
did not alert us at all, and for this reason we
are giving him away.
We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on
installing an electric fence and
detection devices with alarms. They're
cheaper to maintain and definitely more reliable.


For those interested in adopting this dog, please
send an e-mail immediately. ‘Killer’
is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty
useless. A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included
below.



'Killer' is a Norwegian Beer Hound......you can tell he is 100%
purebred.

Got another good one about dogs....

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

If that dog knows how to pour his own beer, I'll take him! Look out Bella, competition..........................