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It doesn't pay to lend a hand... Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:58 pm
Wigwam
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So one day this guy, we'll call him Mike is walking down the street and runs into a friend of his, Bob. Mike notices that Bob has 2 black eyes, and asks, "wow Bob what happened"?
Bob replied that during church the past Sunday he was sitting behind a very large woman, and when everyone stood up to sing and he noticed her dress was stuck in her bum crack, so he kindly reached over the pew and gently tugged the dress free. The woman quickly turned and slugged him in his right eye.
Mike said, that's really something else, but that explains one black eye, how did you get the other one?
Bob said, well after she slugged me and turned back around to resume singing, I realized that she must prefer having her dress stuck in her bum crack, so again I leaned forward and gently tucked her dress back into her bum crack...
Bob replied that during church the past Sunday he was sitting behind a very large woman, and when everyone stood up to sing and he noticed her dress was stuck in her bum crack, so he kindly reached over the pew and gently tugged the dress free. The woman quickly turned and slugged him in his right eye.
Mike said, that's really something else, but that explains one black eye, how did you get the other one?
Bob said, well after she slugged me and turned back around to resume singing, I realized that she must prefer having her dress stuck in her bum crack, so again I leaned forward and gently tucked her dress back into her bum crack...
:D
