A man walked in to his lounge, late at night, to find his wife sobbing in to her hands uncontrollably

"What's wrong dear" asks the man gently

Her response . . " I'm so so sorry, I just cant stand it any more, I have decided I am leaving you, once and for all"

Upon hearing this the man quickly raced off to the fridge to grab a beer. He decided he needed a drink

Upon his return he was smiling from ear to ear

His wife looked up and said "this is no joke, I am serious"

"Thank god for that" he replied

I thought it was never going to happen . . . . . .