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Jack decided to go skiing with his friend, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's 4WD and headed for the ski fields. After driving for a few hours, they
got caught in a terrible blizzard so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked
the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night there.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But
about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from a lawyer.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the lawyer of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about
9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, er, um, er, yes!,' Bob said, more than a
little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your
name?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm really sorry about that sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me
everything.'


(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't
you?... you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

    

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