Is your wife always complaining that your bike cost a lot of money?
Here is how you can deal with the problem..... I'll bet you that she won't say anything after

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

I think if I tried that one I would quickly resemble a certain Mr. Bobbitt!

Ouch......

It must be the cold Canadian weather that gives you such a good sense of humour.

A good one that

BIG D

ainsjac wrote:It must be the cold Canadian weather that gives you such a good sense of humour.

Cold? .... In fact, I am still planing to ride this week end. Other than very few days like last Sunday, we are having an exceptional fall.
Imagine, today was 15°(C) and 100mm of rain (60°(F) and 4" of rain).
I am glad that it was mild, otherwise it would have been 3 feet of snow and a big 'good bye' to the motorcycle season.

"15°(C) and 100mm of rain (60°(F) and 4" of rain)"

Mild?

That's why you are known as Crazy Frog.

no complaints here ......got rid of the wife !!!! cost me a house and all the rest ......but i do have my bike back at last

She even lets me spend money on her bike.