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This Just in! Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:04 pm
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Tornadoes in Western Massachusetts, freezing temperatures in SE Queensland, a heat wave along the eastern seaboard of America, volcanoes erupting in Iceland and Chile, wheat stem rust plagues in Africa, significant bee population decline, earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan, destruction of temperate forests and rainforests for cattle and overgrazing to make burgers for Macca's...call it what you like, believe whomever and whatever you will as to the causes...But this news story just in:
EARTH—According
to a statement released to the press Tuesday, the planet Earth has
"just about run out of ways" to let its roughly 6.9 billion human
inhabitants know it wants them all to leave. "Do I have to spell it out
for you?" the statement continued. "Get the f*ck out of here. I want you
to leave now."
Excuse me, sir. Can I take my motorbike?
:joker:
EARTH—According
to a statement released to the press Tuesday, the planet Earth has
"just about run out of ways" to let its roughly 6.9 billion human
inhabitants know it wants them all to leave. "Do I have to spell it out
for you?" the statement continued. "Get the f*ck out of here. I want you
to leave now."
Excuse me, sir. Can I take my motorbike?
:joker:
