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Crazy Frog

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Winter has arrived and I just discovered that I am suffering from "PMS", (or Parked Motorcycle Syndrome).
My doctor prescribed unleaded pills and told me that I would feel better within the next 3 months. (My wife anticipates to have a hard time dealing with it!)..
Don't worry, I will survive!


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BIG D

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That's a good one, try a wee dram of Amber Necter each day to help get rid of the winter blues.


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Hey Two Wheels,
Are you OK in your soggy area. lots of water about there. I really feel for them.
That was a lousy breakfast you had...aint you ever heard of the traditional English breakfast? I notice all the German friends go for it when the choice is continental or English.
Planning another run?
Have a good year...here's to a real motorcyclist Cheers Mate.


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Mike had a black eye.
Where did you get that I asked.
Well at church kneeling down was a fat lady and her dress was caught in the crease of her backside. So I pulled it out for her and she gave me this....
A week later I saw Mike and he had two black eyes.
Now how did that happen I asked...well...
Patric came with me to church on Sunday and the fat woman was in front of us again.
Patrick saw her dress was in the crease so he pulled it out.
Now..... knowing she didn't like it out, I tucked it back in again and she gave me this........boom ..boom.


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A highway patrolman waited outside a popular biker bar hoping for a bust.
At closing time he spotted his potential quarry. The
man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his motorbike. After
trying his keys in five other bikes he finally
found his own. He sat on the bike for a
good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He
turned his lights on, then off, and again on and
off. He started the engine then pulled forward into the
grass, stumbled, stalled then stopped. Finally, he pulled out onto the
road and started to ride away. The patrolman turned on his lights and pulled
the man over. He administered the breathalyser test
and to his great surprise the 'drunk' blew a 0.00. The
patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be
broken!" he exclaimed. "I doubt it," said the man,
"You see, tonight I am the designated decoy...I
haven't had a drink all day!"

Ajays, when the fruit is ripe that's what I eat. Avo and mangos and bananas too, soon. As for my tea choice, I like to mix half and half Russian Caravan with the Indian 'Assam' varieties (the English, Irish & Scottish breakfast sort of tea) because they are bright and sharp teas - this is an ideal tea for brekkie, full of flavour and strong too.

I'm alright here, riding every day again now that the weather has finally turned sunny and the three weeks worth of rain have stopped. I'm far enough south to not have been bothered at all by the flooding. But I do feel for the poor souls who have inundated houses and no access to water or electricity. We live in a part of the world that has a feast or famine weather pattern, and so, by now, we are used to it. Or should be. I keep hearing about how much of Queensland is under water. I've read that it's an area the size of France and Germany combined. But my favourite is that it's an area the size of Texas that's underwater. How could that be!? Easy. Queensland is three times the size of Texas!

    

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charlie99

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lol .....funny buggas !!!! (aussie term of endeerment )


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