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another tiger joke Sat May 15, 2010 12:30 pm
Bruce
Silver member
A man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as golf player, Tiger Woods.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and he takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on Tour,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then he takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
when this tattoo is seen on Tour."
Then he drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
He replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"
recognizes him as golf player, Tiger Woods.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and he takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on Tour,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then he takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
when this tattoo is seen on Tour."
Then he drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
He replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"
